Stole this from ~Alias-Hugo

How insane are you???
Approved by the Head-doctors' Guild of The Yementine Republic

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (Who doesn’t freak and curse at the table when you stub your toe?)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Hard enough to almost break my nose, too. My cousin still won’t let this one die.)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (XD Welcome to my childhood…)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (And then they back away and avoid talk to me like I’m slow or something. All through out high school, people demanded to know why I was smiling every ten minutes or so.)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (Not my fault, though. I was playing with my brothers as a kid and wasn’t watching where I was going.)
[x] You have been called a blond. (Repeatedly. Despite being brunette.)

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (No it’s not. ‘Tries’ See?)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. ( Damn you, that’s cheating! )
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (I knew that! ‘feels proud of herself’ )
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. (Hah! You didn’t get me that time!)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. ( ‘Shamed’ )
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (I salivate a lot okay?! ‘grumbles to herself’ )

TOTAL: 8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (Never seen it and don’t intend to. It's just not my kind of movie...)
[x] You type with three fingers or less. ( I can type like a normal person, I just prefer not to.)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Scared the crap out of me, too.)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (I think this has happened to everyone at least once…)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling (Only when I’m just waking up, though. I have low blood pressure.)

TOTAL: 12

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Only one class in high school, though, and it was a math class where the teacher talked with a freakin’ monotone voice.)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. ( ‘duuuuuuh…’ )
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (I do this all the time.)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you ( )
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (Or just to shut up altogether. )

TOTAL: 17

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Albert Einstein I am not.)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (I’ve eaten one on purpose, too. I had to, though, it was a triple dog dare.)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. ( ‘glances guiltily at unfinished stories’ )
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or/and inside out, and didn't realize it. (Several times. )
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. ( ‘Emos in the corner to hide her embarrassment’ )

TOTAL: 22

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (Are you talking about those stupid chain letters? Hate those things…)
[x] You break a lot of things. (I’m prohibited from ever entering a china shop in my lifetime.)
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. (I do it whenever I take a picture, too. No idea why, though…)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (Yeah, so? Everyone falls out of their chair at least once.)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (I do this up north. I won’t say the pictures my brothers and I have found, though, since they’re not exactly appropriate. -_- I blame them for corrupting any femininity that may have existed in my mind.)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently. (My dad used to make fun of me for this as a kid.)
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (does ‘um’ actually have a meaning?)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (It’s a generation thing, I think…)
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (‘guilty’ )

TOTAL: 30

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.

GRAND TOTAL: 120
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally insane